Hail Marys by Kameron Sauers to the music of Airplanes by B.o.B.
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Yeah
You could use a hail mary to cover that spread
Wish you would have picked the underdog instead
'Cause after all the runnin' and smashin' and crashin'
And all the snaps and the scores and the passin'
You check the scoreboard to see where the chips fell
I'm not one for braggin but you know I did well
At home you're staring at the paper in your lap
Another day wasted you should have took a nap
But that's just how the story unfolds
You missed College GameDay and what I foretold
And when your picks unravel in the sand
Your place in the standings is your reprimand
So bucks fan, bucks fan, why did you hate
Bolted down to Nashville to escape an ill fate
Still on your TV with the advice you seek
And I'll be doing my color for the game of the week
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Yeah
When it's time to watch bowls in January
You'll talk of how I made this season legendary
Y'all saw my two perfect weeks and were like "whoa!"
"You would have been rich if you'd only laid dough"
I'm dominatin' the Gridiron Dozen this year
My lead keeps growing as the end gets near
Some think they have a chance and believe that fable
The rest just don't give a damn, like Clark Gable
Now back in the day I was pickin' for the heck of it
But I guess nowadays I'm pickin' to stay relevant
I've got a reputation as a pick master king
So I can never again let up when I do my thing
See me, Kirk, and Corso talk SEC speed
When you tune to your network's ESPN feed
9 a.m. Eastern is when we go on the air
Watch me pickin' with the crew in my GameDay chair
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Steady Pickin' by Kameron Sauers
My red headed pretty, listen to my ditty,
Raising kids in burb, while I work in the city,
Look where you're at, your name is at the top,
But don't get comfy I'm about to make it drop, pop,
Is the sound of me busting your bubble,
Picking against me leads to nothing but trouble,
I'm destined to win, that's what Herbstreit said,
Lee Corso jumping around with my face on his head,
Rock you up, rock you down, I'll put you on the ground,
No picks from the MAC cause their game ain't sound,
Always go with the favorites, cause a champ knows winners,
Skeptical of spreads from a city full of sinners,
The Iron Bowl in Bama are you brave enough to pick it,
Put your money where you mouth is, we'll all try to stick it,
From my wife in first, to those bringing up the rear,
In the last two weeks you've got something to fear,
Saved my best for last, I'll get you in the final week,
Kept a steady pace cause I know when to peak,
So you better think twice about those picks in your brain,
Triple checking the spreads till they drive you insane,
Now brace for my picks cause I'm about to toss em,
Make suckers go "Whoa!" like Joey on Blossom, "Awesome!",
Is what I hear when I walk down the street,
"Now that's the kinda man I want my daughter to meet!",
So Randy plan on crowning me in two weeks time,
And maybe just for fun I'll kick a victory rhyme,
Till then sit back, relax, and watch me do my thing,
I'll school you with my cool, while I get my second ring.
Hail Marys by Kameron Sauers to the music of Airplanes by B.o.B.
Slow piano intro, pan to a man behind a desk in the dark on the sidelines of Ohio Stadium
The stadium lights are thrown on as a bass and minor drumbeat are introduced.
The man is revealed to be Lee Corso and he begins to sing...
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
He rises on the last line, opens his arms and looks skyward at the camera as it zooms out
Cut to Herbstreit standing on the logo at midfield just as the full drum beat kicks in and he begins to rap....
Yeah
You could use a hail mary to cover that spread
Wish you would have picked the underdog instead
'Cause after all the runnin' and smashin' and crashin'
And all the snaps and the scores and the passin'
You check the scoreboard to see where the chips fell
I'm not one for braggin but you know I did well
At home you're staring at the paper in your lap
Another day wasted you should have took a nap
But that's just how the story unfolds
You missed College GameDay and what I foretold
And when your picks unravel in the sand
Your place in the standings is your reprimand
So bucks fan, bucks fan, why did you hate
Bolted down to Nashville to escape an ill fate
Still on your TV with the advice you seek
And I'll be doing my color for the game of the week
Corso strolls into the shot and begins to sing. Herbstreit talks the 2nd and 4th lines overtop Corso in spoken word fashion.
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Cut to Kameron strolling along the goaline with the goal posts in the background as he begins to rap...
Yeah
When it's time to watch bowls in January
You'll talk of how I made this season legendary
Y'all saw my two perfect weeks and were like "whoa!"
"You would have been rich if you'd only laid dough"
I'm dominatin' the Gridiron Dozen this year
My lead keeps growing as the end gets near
Some think they have a chance and believe that fable
The rest just don't give a damn, like Clark Gable
Now back in the day I was pickin' for the heck of it
But I guess nowadays I'm pickin' to stay relevant
I've got a reputation as a pick master king
So I can never again let up when I do my thing
See me, Kirk, and Corso talk SEC speed
When you tune to your network's ESPN feed
9 a.m. Eastern is when we go on the air
Watch me pickin' with the crew in my GameDay chair
Cut to Kameron, Herbstreit, and Corso dancing while Corso sings with Kameron coming in on the 2nd and 4th lines...
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Can we pretend that hail marys in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a pick right now, pick right now, pick right now
Herbstreit and Kameron trading off during the outro with Corso cascading with ooohs and mmmmmmms.
Cuts to a scene of Kirk throwing a hail mary pass from midfield.
As the ball sails into the night sky in slow motion, it disappears.
Cross fade into the darkness of the tunnel leading to the field.
Kameron comes strolling out in slow motion flanked by Corso and Herbstreit.
You can see the focus and determination in their faces as they take the desk
I could really use a pick right now
I could really use a pick right now
Like, like, like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now
A pick, a pick right now
Song cuts out at the last line.
Pan out with a shot of the GameDay desk as the crew is joined by Fowler with the show already in progress.
You hear the banter of the picking geniuses as the video ends.
You Guys Suck by Cali Bolyard
You guys suck...I'm the best...
Queen Bee Champion by Aubrey Sauers
*Roaring applause*
Thank you! Thank you!!
First, I'd like to thank all you losers for making this win possible for me. If it wasn't for your horrible picking abilities, I might not have been able to win by as much as I did.
Second, I'd like to thank my awesome intuition and ever increasing knowledge of the game of football and the teams that played it this year.
Third, I would like to thank my husband and self-proclaimed lyrical 'genius' , Kameron Sauers, for giving me the extra incentive I needed to kick his butt...which I did :)
Finally, I would like to say that it has truly been a pleasure coming out of nowhere the last two weeks and beating you all down.
Love you guys!!!!
Till next year,
-Aubrey, the Queen Bee Champion :)
Humble by Randy Lucas
Thanks to all for the many congratulations I have received on the OUTSTANDING performance I displayed last week. It’s very humbling to be placed on a pedestal like this and so embarrassing to be exalted to the heights to which you all have lifted me up. If you guys keep your chins up, don’t get down on yourselves and try real, real hard maybe you can just get crazily lucky and be as good as me some day.
Prayer by Randy Lucas
I will pray for you all tonite....................
TO LOSE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Front-Runner by Kameron Sauers
Oh, my! Where did everybody go? 11 games in front of everyone? Yay, me! Whoa...how sick is my 67-17 record? Somebody please get me in the Gameday celebrity picker seat so I can show Corso how its done. Bolyards, you have permission to use my picks to win money in Vegas - just toss me a 30% commission.
How many years have we been doing Baker's Dozen? Do you have the results of all those years? I want to see how many records I can set this year.
First two time champ
First back to back championship spouse tandem
Two perfect weeks in one season (back to back!)...might have to add to that one
Four week stretch of 44-4 record
Going through a whole season where every week is over .500
Best win-loss record ever
Highest margin of victory ever
Most trash talkin rhymes in a season...yeah, there's more coming
Smart
We’ll see if any of you are brave enough to venture into the that LSU-Alabama contest. - Randy
I'm brave enough. I'm going to be very disappointed in anyone who was too scared to pick this game. - Kam
Okay Randy.... Since I don't want to "disappoint" Kam, i'd like to pick Alabama as my home game (instead of Georgia). Sorry for the Late change...Go Bucks!!! - Jay
Why would I care if you're disappointed??? I'm SMART enough to stay away from that game....... - Cali
Good Sportsmanship by Randy Lucas
Our most heartfelt congratulations go out this week to the wonderful 11-1 (actually 12-0) Patriarch and 11-1 Matriarch of this amazing family that so willingly provide the example of graciousness, humility and love so that this distasteful trash talking banter may be truly exposed for the ugliness that it genuinely is. Good sportsmanship and “pats on the back” encouragement should reign over flowingly on these pages. When one takes the high road, it is evident to all that a truly good feeling exists for those who do well in our friendly little contest. We can really feel from each and every one of you kids how truly glad you are that we did so well this week with our picks. It helps bring to light the truth that YOU ALL REALLY SUCK.
Double Perfect by Kameron Sauers
Sunday afternoon when you opened up your spreadsheet,
Bet you did a double take when you caught a glimpse of my feat,
"He's amazing!" you said to yourself when you saw the 12-0,
"He just got a perfect score two weeks in a row!",
Don't look now friends, I'm about to make it three,
Inundate me with emails that congratulate me,
I just can't miss with a Big Ten game,
My picks are like a gun that always shoots where I aim,
Every week I count on a cover from the SEC,
Predicting my games like I have ESP,
So keep your head up, my picks will hit you in the gut,
My consistent perfection's gonna make you say "what?!?"
Real Men of Genius by Randy Lucas
Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. 2011 Gridiron Dozen College Football Champion Picker. (Mr. 2011 Gridiron Dozen College Football Champion Picker)
All the way through the season, week after week, for 12 grueling weeks you showed your mettle, grit and determination. (M, G and D)
And even though throughout the contest we didn’t get much trash-talking even though it was permitted, (Kameron we don’t even co-o-o-u-u-unt your stupid song) you elected to just let the others humiliate THEMSELVES with their ignorant picks. (Who took New Mexico?)
While they found themselves nervously rooting for an onside kick, a 50 yd TD pass and then a 2 point conversion just so their team could beat the spread, (This coach is a MORON) there you sat, calmly cracking a cold one and actually ENJOYING the game.
So, here’s to you, our reigning champion, and may all your future games be ripe for the picking! (Mr. 2011 Gridiron Dozen College Football Champion Picker)
What Hurts the Most by Kameron Sauers to the music of What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts
When I pick the spreads I like to take the favorites
Big Ten and SEC
I can take a few upsets now and then and still be on top
This year's had - so many - Big Ten Games - close in score
- Hard to pick - in the league - teams are down - that has hurt me
SEC - faster teams - higher ranked - but the same - parity
But that’s not what gets me
What hurts the most
Is not being close
And having smack talk to say
But the games didn't go my way
And always knowing
What could have been
Put too much faith in MSU
And now I'm behind all of you
It’s hard to deal with the pain of always being behind my wife
But I’m doin’ it
It's hard to force that smile when she has a great week while I'm doin bad
Still harder - studied teams - watched GameDay - pickin with - confidence
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade - give away - all the picks - that I made - in my heart
That left my record broken
What hurts the most
Is not being close
And having smack talk to say
But the games didn't go my way
And always knowing
What could have been
Put too much faith in OSU
And now I'm behind all of you
What Makes You Beautiful by Kameron Sauers to the music of What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
You're insecure
Don't know what for
The rest want my picks but their spoken for-or-or
Don't need perfect
To move up
Simply a 10 and 2 score is enou-ou-ough
Everyone else in the pool can see it
Everyone else but you-ou-ou
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see
You'd understand that I pick so effectively
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That's what makes you beautiful!
So c-come on
I can't pick wrong
To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong
I don't why
You're being shy
Cause at the end of the day you look so wi-i-ise
Everyone else in the pool can see it
Everyone else but you
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see
You'd understand that I pick so effectively
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That's what makes you beautiful!
Na na na na na na naaa na-na
Na na na na na-na
Na na na na na na naaa na-na
Na na na na na-na
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see
You'd understand that I pick so effectively
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That's what makes you beautiful!
What Makes You Beautiful by Kameron Sauers to the music of What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
Me and my fellas pull up to the beach in our retro van and meet my picks there.
I step out in front toward my picks and sing:
You're insecure
Don't know what for
The rest want my picks but their spoken for-or-or
Don't need perfect
To move up
Simply a 10 and 2 score is enou-ou-ough
Hot guy number 1 chimes in:
Everyone else in the pool can see it
Everyone else but you-ou-ou
All of us belt togther in a line while doing our own individual casually sexy walking/bouncing/dancing moves:
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see
You'd understand that I pick so effectively
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That's what makes you beautiful!
Hot guy number 2 steps up:
So c-come on
I can't pick wrong
To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong
I don't why
You're being shy
Cause at the end of the day you look so wi-i-ise
Hot guy number 3 chimes in:
Everyone else in the pool can see it
Everyone else but you
All of us together, this time stepping up our enthusiasm putting a little more jump and arm pumps in our movements, showing our passion for our words:
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see
You'd understand that I pick so effectively
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That's what makes you beautiful!
We break it down and clap to the beat staring at my picks as they act all coy:
Na na na na na na naaa na-na
Na na na na na-na
Na na na na na na naaa na-na
Na na na na na-na
I step closer to and start gradually leaning into my picks staring into each others' eyes gently touching foreheads for a second. It's just me softly serenading:
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
My boys kick in:
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
Me and the fellas are back together and sing with all the passion we got. The sun is descending and the light is softening. Montage of us getting a campfire going, playing with some sparklers, posing for some photos together:
Baby you light up game day like nobody else
The number of favorites you list gets me overwhelmed
But when you're typed on my sheet it ain't hard to tell
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see
You'd understand that I pick so effectively
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know (oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Oh oh)
Everyone cuts out and it's just me dramatically pointing to my picks:
That's what makes you beautiful!
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